Quick thought: I’m driving on my way to Longview, best friends to see, and I noticed an abuse of my tax dollars that kinda upset me. Road signs are meant to help you drive safer, regulate traffic, noble causes. I rarely pay attention to these signs because I’m a bad driver, but today I noticed one and wondered. Textured Pavement Ahead. What the hell do I care? Should I quick pull over and put on my textured tires? Am I supposed to shift into textured drive? If I get into an accident, I can rest assured I’ll be sliding along textured pavement, and that makes me happy. I’m glad I was forewarned.